February 2012
January 2012
- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like..
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- me:
- 12th graders: ew 11th graders
- 11th graders: ew 10th graders
- 10th graders: ew 9th graders
- 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
- middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
- elementary kids: ew babies
- babies: ew fetus
- fetus: ew wait how am i talking
i've come to the conclusion that i'm just gonna buy myself flowers & candy on valentine's day. :)
if i didn't wanna go to college and be successful, i probably would've dropped out of high school by now.
i fucking hate it. the work. the people. the bullshit. everything.
- *Food hits floor*
- little germs: let's get it!
- king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
